Voddie Baucham's Paraphrase of the First Four Commandments

Commandment number one: I'm God you don't get another one.

Amen.

Commandment number two: Don't even make anything that looks like me.

Commandment number three: Don't mess with my name.

Commandment number four: While you're at it, don't even mess with my day.

I can't get religious relativism in the first four commandments. I can't squeeze it in there anywhere.

(Voddie Baucham, Culture Wars [DVD])